The Shorts that Bind Me

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(chorus)
These are the shorts that bind me. Reminding me of you
These are the shorts that bind me. The way you used to do.
These are the shorts that bind me, with hearts and arrows too.
They grab me, move me squeeze me, please me,
Like you used to do.

(verse)
1. She bought ’em from a salesman who had lectured her one day.
About the shorts and games that men can play.
Perfection and erection is the magic they can do.
Hearts and arrows mark the spot where love comes proudly through!
(Repeat chorus:)

2. You loved to have me wear ’em and parade around the room.
The front of me was bursting out with pride.
And to the bed you’d lead me, you had lovin’ in your eyes.
Hearts and arrows mark the spot where you were satisfied!
(Repeat chorus:)

3. I’m walkin’ down the street and feeling pickin’in my seat.
There’s something that’s a grabbin’ at my loin.
Then suddenly I think of you and things we used to do.
Hearts and arrows mark the spot a’ stirring in my groin!
(Repeat chorus:)

4. You once were satisfied with boxer shorts and bursting pride.
The tightness of those shorts began to grow.
Then suddenly those shorts no longer held your lovin’ eyes.
Hearts and arrows lost the spot and now it’s time to go!
(Repeat chorus:)

5. So now you’ve gone away, but these old shorts are gonna’ stay.
Remembering the games we used to play.
They’ve even got a hole to play thru, with or without you.
Hearts and arrows mark the spot my hand is guided through!

(Repeat chorus and end. Chorus’s may be omitted as needed to shorten song)
(crowd hoots and hollers as the song progresses. Can be choreograph